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#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Brings Her Act To The DNC -- And Kills

Did you skip the final evening telecast of the Democratic National Convention? Did you fear boredom or even embarrassment? That wasn't how things turned out at all. It was more like a virtual miracle.

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss ruled, Joe Biden killed his speech of a lifetime, and a courageous kid with a stutter named Brayden Harrington won the entire nation (except Trump, who mocks people with disabilities).

But even if you watched, you might have missed the funniest moment – when our idol Sarah Cooper showed up. She did her inimitable number on Trump – it could have been called "How to mail ballot" – and then dropped character to talk about voting rights.

You can go back to see the rest of the convention, but you must watch her right now.



#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper And Lincoln Project Troll Trump On Twitter

Today's hilarious video is old but new again, rediscovered thanks to Sarah Cooper (and retweeted by those scamps at the Lincoln Project). As Sarah herself put it when she first posted this old Saturday Night Live clip: "Donald Trump reminds of this Fred Armisen character who can't finish a single sentence." We get the resemblance, although Armisen's goofy guy is far more benign than the current president. (Years later Trump posted a whiny tweet complaining about Armisen mocking him.)

As the Lincoln Project noted, "Omg." Enjoy.



#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Answers Trump's Attack On TikTok

We'll keep this very brief, because Sarah Cooper did. She posts her artful lip-sync videos on TikTok, which Trump is now proposing to ban (because of her?) or otherwise sanction.

"How to tick tock" is super-short, but you'll get the idea.


#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Scores On Trump Mental Test

When that videotape of Donald Trump babbling nonsense about his cognitive exam emerged, everybody's first thought was "Sarah Cooper needs to do this."

Everybody included Sarah Cooper, who knew exactly what to do with this material in just over 100 seconds: "How to person woman man camera TV."

Need we say anything more? Not really.

Just click.



#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Transmutes Trump Babble Into Performance Art

Only Sarah Cooper could transform Trump's latest dumpster-fire press conference into a piece of hilarious performance art. She takes a snippet of his ramblings – on immigration policy – and finds the deeper truth within the lies.

"Who knows what happened to them?" he mutters. "But it wasn't good." He's trying to defame Joe Biden (and Barack Obama), but he's really talking about himself.

Click for cackles.

#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Aces Trump's 'Cognitive Test'

For reasons not yet clear – an undisclosed stroke? – President Trump has undergone not one but two cognitive tests at Walter Reed Army Hospital. While these examinations are not exactly challenging to anyone with a working brain, Trump can't help bragging how well he did. (He says Joe Biden "should take the same exact test," although nobody sees any need for that.)

And now comedian Sarah Cooper has immortalized Trump's boasting in "How to cognitive," a TikTok lip-sync video that once again forces us to ask: WTF?

It's funny, it's pithy, and it's got cool art direction. Yeah, she's still brilliant.

Just click.

#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Models Trump's 'Lone Ranger' Look

Sarah Cooper is at the peak of creativity these days – and now she has issued another TikTok Trump parody titled "How to mask." In a moment of masking revisionism, the president insisted that he has "no problem" with Americans protecting themselves against coronavirus with masks.

Not that Trump would do anything to promote face masks, of course, after he, his White House entourage, and their millions of numbskull followers have spent months stigmatizing them. But more recently he claimed, not very convincingly, that he donned a mask and even liked it.

That black mask, he chuckled, "looked like the Lone Ranger," an allusion to the old radio and TV hero who wore a mask over his eyes (not his nose and mouth).

It's a lot funnier when Sarah does it.

Trump is a worthless president but a priceless buffoon.

Click and enjoy.


#EndorseThis: Sarah Cooper Does That Trump-Hannity 'Town Hall'

"How to second term," Sarah Cooper's latest TikTok video, is a skit with two characters: Her favorite target Donald Trump and his favorite sycophant Sean Hannity.

In Cooper's super-short lip-sync from last week's actual "Town Hall" interview on Fox News, Hannity tries to ask the president what he might do if re-elected. Although Trump has no policies or plans, he has other matters on his mind -- notably, his revulsion over "that idiot [John] Bolton." Meanwhile, playing Hannity, Sarah is sketching dreamy notes {"SeanTrump," with two hearts) on a pad in red marker.

It's slightly surreal. Just like our current reality.