Where Do The Swamp Critters Go?
Donald Trump bragged in June that “we’re draining the swamp,” declaring victory over “the unholy alliance of lobbyists and donors and special interests who made a living bleeding our country dry.” Bravo!
But wait … where did all those swamp critters go? Don’t look now, but — psssst — they’ve been brought right into Trump’s corporate-cozy administration to continue serving the same old interests that are bleeding our country dry. For example, just hours before gloating about draining the swamp, Trump named Mark Esper — former head lobbyist for the giant military contractor Raytheon — to head the Pentagon. There, Esper will oversee the doling out of hundreds of billions in tax dollars each year to such corporate powers as … Raytheon!
If you wonder why Trump’s government sides even more than usual with corporations over workers, the environment, consumers and the common good, it’s because none of them are on the inside. Meanwhile, the corporate executives, lobbyists, and hired apologists have become Trump’s government. His interior secretary was an oil and coal lobbyist. His Treasury chief came straight from Wall Street. His EPA honcho lobbied for Big Coal. His Health Department is headed by a drug company executive. And on down the line to undersecretaries, bureau directors, etc., etc.
About the grossest example of Trump Inc. being owned by the moneyed interests it’s supposed to regulate is the Education Department, headed by billionaire heiress Betsy DeVos. Having swallowed the ideological effluent of the corrupt for-profit college industry, which has ripped off millions of students — along with billions of our tax dollars — DeVos has twisted law and logic to try to bail out and resurrect the Wall Street-backed for-profit model. Her investors-first perversion of public education’s mission, backed by her political patron Trump, has brought great cheer to those who profiteer from young people trying to better themselves.
A lawyer for the profiteers even penned an ode to The Donald, hailing him as a corporate savior of his sleazy industry:
“We’ve got a friend in Trump
He’s lifting us out of our slump
We were down — and life was rough
Too many regs, were way too tough
After so many years
We’d just had enough, but
Now, we’ve got a friend in Trump.”
As Lily Tomlin once put it, “No matter how cynical you get, it’s almost impossible to keep up.”
Ahh … consider the grandeur of America’s great outdoors, our rich and often awe-inspiring expanses of irreplaceable public lands we share with each other and future generations! Thank goodness our country has demanded over the years that government be Mother Nature’s steward, protecting these public properties for posterity. But what if these lands and natural resources suddenly got a “steward” who was a predator rather than a protector?
Meet William Perry Pendley. For more than 40 years, he’s been a fringe political operative and lawyer for a network of loopy, anti-environmental extremists intent on helping corporate predators grab and plunder our national assets for their private profit. And now — holy Teddy Roosevelt! — Developer in Chief Donald Trump has named Pendley acting head of the Bureau of Land Management. Yes, a guy who favors the wholesale privatization of America’s public lands is to oversee their future. Indeed, Pendley has been lost in the ultra-right-wing weeds for years, screeching that the “Founding Fathers intended all lands owned by the federal government to be sold.”
That’s nuts, but Pendley’s zealotry carries him even deeper into paranoiac nuttiness. He lists a sextet of villains he believes are “at war” with western civilization: radical environmentalists, federal bureaucrats, the media, academia, Hollywood and “ignorant” Americans who are “easily panicked” into believing in things like climate change. Pendley’s views are so twisted that he literally tries to dehumanize the environmental movement, proclaiming that its millions of adherents “don’t believe in human beings,” that “they’re not concerned about human health and well-being.”
Also, with funding from the Koch brothers and Big Oil, Pendley has been a fanatical fossil fuel proselytizer, even declaring in a moment of rapture that fracking is “an energy, economic, AND environmental miracle!”