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Trump Makes People Laugh, But Not Because He's Witty (Or Even Funny)

Trump Makes People Laugh, But Not Because He's Witty (Or Even Funny)

In a display of Stockholm Syndrome, the White House Correspondents' Association invited Donald Trump to be the keynote speaker at their annual festival of self-appreciation. Because he is who he is, he did not take the opportunity to do the kind of gentle press ribbing that past presidents have engaged in, and he certainly declined to engage in the self-deprecating humor that charmed audiences in the old days. Instead, he delivered a string of puerile insults that would be beneath a fifth grader.

The tuxedo and ball gown-clad lads and ladies were forced to sit through meandering gibberish about the White House UFC fight, the weather forecast, the White House ballroom, why he hadn't attended the Correspondents' Association dinner in the past, and how "hot" America is now. Then he let loose with a string of gross insults:

"But I can exclusively reveal to you this evening that for the heaviest of the heavyweights, we will have Sloppy Chris Christie, one of the sloppiest human beings you'll ever meet. Fighting, I would say, I could mention the governor of Chicago (sic), but I'm going to mention instead Jerry Nadler. And they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake, big fat piece of cheesecake."

But we had a contest for who had the lowest ratings and the lowest IQ on television. And that was actually Don Lemon, I think. When I said that he's the dumbest man on television, I said, 'When you say some things, you never make a comeback.'

"But this year, the association decided not to have a comedian. So they considered using Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Fallon. These guys, they're terrible. They're terrible. Stephen Colbert, these are people without talent. They get a lot. They have talent. You know who has talent? Their agent getting them the money they get. They have no talent. But they are not comedians. They're not funny people. They're angry people. They're sick people."

The president also noted that he "hated ... Adam 'Shifty' Schiff," calling him "a terrible person. He's a liar. And I called him Watermelon Head because he is the largest head I've ever seen with the smallest neck, pencil neck. How does that big, fat, ugly head stand on a little pencil neck?"

Why dwell on this? Because many people, even those who abhor Trump, say he's funny.

I confess I've never seen the evidence. People often laugh at transgression. It's not that they find it funny (though some may) but that laughter is often a reaction to surprise. I've noticed in meetings that when people use the f-bomb, others tend to smile, not because it's funny but because it's surprising in the circumstances (or at least it used to be before the f-word became the all-purpose placeholder in modern speech).So perhaps Trump's gross insults and vile jibes evoke a certain shock and therefore laughter? I don't know. Certainly, some of his fans enjoy the grossness and cruelty, but that ain't wit.

We have seen wit in politicians in the past, and one must wonder whether our age would even recognize the real thing.

Sen. Bob Dole, the Kansas Republican who was crippled fighting in Italy during World War II, had a deadpan delivery. After he received just 607 votes in the 1980 New Hampshire Republican presidential primary, he said, "The day after New Hampshire, I went home and slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried." He coined the much-repeated line "The most dangerous place to be in Washington is between Chuck Schumer and a TV camera."Others did self-deprecating humor with grace. George W. Bush performed an 11-minute routine alongside Steve Bridges, a hilarious Bush impersonator. Both poked fun at the president's malapropisms and poor pronunciation.

Several years later, Obama invited Keegan-Michael Key to be his "anger translator." While not quite as self-effacing as Bush's skit, it did poke fun at Obama's cerebral, detached, sometimes even robotic delivery.

Running against World War II hero Dwight Eisenhower cannot have been easy. But Democrat Adlai Stevenson brought a certain elan to the task. In a 1952 Fresno speech, he said, "I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends ... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." On another occasion, when a supporter approached him and declared, "You are every thinking man's candidate," he replied, "Thank you madam, but I require a majority."

When Dick Tuck lost a California state senate primary, he called a press conference and deadpanned, "The people have spoken — the bastards." Rep. Mo Udall later borrowed that line and also quipped that "the only cure for presidential fever is embalming fluid."

New York Mayor Ed Koch offered a variation on Tuck's theme when he lost reelection in 1989: "The people have spoken ... and they must be punished."

GOP Sen. Alan Simpson, Wyoming's unfailing wag, once described the political parties this way: "We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party." He also said, "Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic."

And the frequently droll Sen. John McCain, responding to a young man who asked whether he wasn't too old to run for president (the Arizona Republican was 63), quipped, "Thanks for the question you little jerk." That was tart but not cruel, because the point was that the question had hit a nerve.

I don't know about you, but I would give a lot for a politician of genuine wit right now.

Trump said the White House Correspondents' Association didn't hire a comedian this year. True, but they did invite a clown.

Mona Charen is policy editor of The Bulwark and host of the "Beg to Differ" podcast. Her new book, Hard Right: The GOP's Drift Toward Extremism, is available now.

Reprinted with permission from Creators

Servile Republicans Who Hated Obama's Iran Pact Now Praise Trump's Ruinous 'Deal'

Servile Republicans Who Hated Obama's Iran Pact Now Praise Trump's Ruinous 'Deal'

Republicans spent years attacking former President Barack Obama’s Iran deal, arguing before its ratification that Obama didn’t give them enough information. After the deal went into effect, GOP leaders slammed the agreement for giving Iran too much sanctions relief.

But now that their Dear Leader Donald Trump struck what appears to be a much worse deal that gives Iran triple the amount of sanctions relief, a new money source in tolling the Strait of Hormuz, and no actual mechanism to ensure Iran gets rid of its nuclear program, Republicans are praising Trump and supporting his agreement with the hostile nation.

“He’s the leader of our party. We have to give him the grace and the space to do what he needs to do,” Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) told NBC News. “He’s a phenomenal negotiator, better than anybody here in the Senate, times 100, and he’s doing what needs to be done. … With extraordinarily few exceptions, he’s got the full backing and support of the conference.”

Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) was presented with her past criticism of Obama’s Iran deal in an appearance on News Nation, with the reporter quoting Blackburn’s past comments demanding Obama release every provision of his deal. When the reporter asked why Blackburn isn’t demanding the same from Trump, Blackburn replied, “This is very different from what Obama did.”

Okay then.

Sen. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) took his Trump bootlicking to new heights when he said was onboard with the deal before ever seeing its contents.

“I know as much as anybody who listens to Fox … if I’m confronted with who to believe, I’m going to believe Donald Trump,” Cramer told Fox Business’ Maria Bartiromo, proving he’s an idiot, a rube, or more than likely, both.

Hell, even Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), a warmongering Iran hawk who hated Obama’s deal and encouraged Trump to launch this idiotic war in Iran, says he backs Trump’s agreement that experts say is a total capitulation to a hostile nation.

“We’re off to a good start—opening up the strait, having a framework,” Graham told NBC News. “I want to see the [memorandum of understanding]. But if we can pull this off as described by the Trump administration, it’d be a good deal. The only question I have is, will Iran actually go there? But time will tell.”

As Republicans fall in line and cheer on their Dear Leader, Trump himself seems to be getting cold feet.

“This is a memorandum of understanding. It might not be the kind of document I should be signing. If it doesn’t work out, I’m blaming JD,” Trump said Wednesday. While that seemed like a joke, it seems Trump is actually laying the groundwork to blame Vice President JD Vance if the deal ends up backfiring.

Ultimately, Trump’s deal with Iran to end the war he started is an unmitigated disaster. Iran is coming out of the deal with its missile capabilities still intact, hundreds of billions in new revenue, and the knowledge that it can hold the global economy hostage to defend itself from future attacks by closing the Strait of Hormuz. They gave up almost nothing, and left the supposed greatest superpower in the world with the biggest military slinking away with its tail between its legs.

If a Democrat had made this deal, Republicans would be screaming from the rooftops about how bad it is. But because they are cowardly sycophants who fear that criticizing Trump will tank their careers, they instead are getting in line to give their Dear Leader his way.

Trump's Failure To Protect The World From A Nuclear Iran Began Eight Years Ago

Trump's Failure To Protect The World From A Nuclear Iran Began Eight Years Ago

The weeks of stalemate in Trump’s war with Iran seem likely to end either in an apocalyptic bombing campaign, replete with war crimes against the civilian population, or an announced “deal” designed to obscure a massive strategic defeat. With the regime in Tehran refusing to meet Washington’s terms for shutting down its nuclear programs, Trump is poised to fail his own minimum objective for this “excursion.”

After all the destruction and cost in lives and treasure that would be a terrible outcome, as nearly every sane human being would agree. And yet despite the limp acquiescence that Trump’s idiotic and ruinous policies so often encounter, this need never have happened. Even the most hawkish analysts, who could scarcely contain their enthusiasm for Trump's belligerence, now admit that we are on the brink of an impending security disaster for the United States, Israel and the world. What they have not admitted yet is that the path leading here began with a Trump decision they endorsed in his first term -- to end American participation in the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), the 2015 deal with Iran reached by the Obama administration in partnership with Russia, China, and the European Union.

Whether driven solely by Trump's envy and animus toward Obama, or by the machinations of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, or both, that rash choice led directly into the current cul-de-sac. That carefully wrought agreement, crafted during nearly two years of talks and consisting of 150 pages plus detailed appendices, included an inspection regime and multiple safeguards against Iran enriching uranium to weapons grade before 2030.

The principal reason that the Iranians now have a stockpile of nuclear "dust" -- actually highly enriched uranium -- is that they began to produce the material again in 2021, three years after Trump destroyed the original agreement. His alternative to the JCPOA was to reinstate economic sanctions on Iran, in what he termed a "maximum pressure" policy to force abandonment of their nuclear project. Like so many Trump policies, it was an absolute failure and, of course, an insult to the international partners whose cooperation had been central to the success of Obama's initiative.

In his usual style, the president has sought to conceal his responsibility for the post-JCPOA fiasco behind a barrage of lies. When he pulled the United States out of the deal, he denounced it as a "decaying" and "rotten" plan that would inevitably permit Iran to acquire a nuclear arsenal. More recently he has claimed that Iran was only weeks away from building weapons that, without his intervention, would have destroyed the entire Mideast. He has promised that his negotiators -- the wholly unqualified and unethical team of Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner -- are on the verge of unveiling a "far better" agreement.

But those assertions, repeated at nauseating volume on his Truth Social pages, are entirely fictional.

Instead, as his bellicose accomplices in the Republican leadership, the neoconservative right, and the extremist government of Israel can no longer pretend not to see, we will soon confront a simple fact. The world -- and especially the United States and its allies -- would have been more secure if the 2015 nuclear deal with Iran had remained in effect during these years, with continuing diplomatic, military and economic measures to contain Iran and curb its worst ambitions, bolstered by support from our allies and even our adversaries.

The veteran Israeli journalist Nahum Barnea voiced these fears in Yediot Aharonot, warning that Iran's power has increased as a consequence of Trump's war and that his country, like the rest of the planet, is now “subject to the absolute authority of a capricious, hollow, desperate American president." As Barnea noted, the same goes for Netanyahu, who has enabled and abetted Trump even as the White House boxed him out of the ongoing talks.

With his feckless adventurism and ignorance, as well as the incompetence of his advisers, Trump bears the blame for this wreckage. But he is not alone: the guilt is shared by those who promoted his absurd candidacy and his short-sighted policies. They know who they are and so do we.

Joe Conason is founder and editor-in-chief of The National Memo. He is also editor-at-large of Type Investigations, a nonprofit investigative reporting organization formerly known as The Investigative Fund. His latest book is The Longest Con: How Grifters, Swindlers and Frauds Hijacked American Conservatism (St. Martin's Press, 2024). The paperback version, with a new Afterword, is now available wherever books are sold.

This Is Bondi Justice: Coddle The Terrorist And Punish The Prosecutors

This Is Bondi Justice: Coddle The Terrorist And Punish The Prosecutors

By now, you may have heard of the latest Orwellian move by the Department of Justice. Two federal prosecutors have been put on administrative leave for the great sin of mentioning in a sentencing memo a defendant’s participation in the January 6 insurrection attempt.

It’s Orwell mixed with Macbeth, really, because it encompasses the paranoia and descent into post-crime madness of the Thane of Cawdor.

Let’s start with the defendant in question, Taylor Taranto, and his series of violent and pernicious crimes, apart from his participation in January 6, where he breached the Capitol building. After returning home to Washington state, he spread conspiracy theories about the attack. In 2023, Taranto staged a hoax by live-streaming that he had outfitted his car with a detonator and he was going to blow it up at the National Institute of Standards and Technology.

The next day, he drove to a residential neighborhood in Washington, D.C., while live-streaming himself making threats, including suggesting he would detonate a car bomb. Around the same time, Trump published the purported address of Barack Obama on his social media platform (we should pause a moment to try to take that in—as a presidential candidate, Trump published for his MAGA hordes a former President’s address), and Taranto read and reposted it.

He then drove through Obama’s neighborhood, live-streaming that he was searching for tunnels that would let him get to the former President. The Secret Service showed up and he fled, leaving behind a van full of illegal weapons: a CZ Scorpion, a pistol, and hundreds of rounds of ammunition.

There’s more, but you get the idea. This guy is more than a garden-variety insurrectionist, if there is such a thing. He is, in fact, a terrorist, looking to intimidate citizens to further his far-right political agenda.

After unsuccessfully arguing that his other crimes should be covered by Trump’s pardon, Taranto went to a bench trial (i.e, the judge, not a jury, was factfinder) before Carl Nichols, a Trump appointee, who convicted him of six different crimes.

That set up the offending sentencing memo, which in its 14 pages included the brief factual recitations about his participation in the January 6th riot and Trump’s Truth Social posting, and Taranto’s reposting of Obama’s address. It immediately attracted the attention and censure of some among the dozens or hundreds of Trump acolytes who now control the DOJ. Within 24 hours, the prosecutors who had drafted the initial sentencing memorandum found themselves on administrative leave while a new pair of prosecutors filed a sanitized document scrubbing all mention of January 6 and Trump’s publication of Obama’s name.

It’s not as if Judge Nichols isn’t already aware of Taranto’s conduct. He also handled the January 6th charges, which were effectively consolidated with his skein of other criminal conduct. The administration’s lookout, rather, was for the public, whom Trump and his administration continually have tried to hoodwink into believing January 6 was a garden party. The spare but accurate description in Taranto’s sentencing memo slightly undercuts that Orwellian program.

It was, moreover, completely appropriate material to point out in a sentencing memorandum. A court at sentencing is charged with taking into account all the defendant’s conduct, including relevant criminal charges for which a defendant is acquitted. That Trump issued his horrendous blanket pardon does not change the pertinence of Taranto’s behavior, and it was the prosecutor’s duty to bring it to the attention of the sentencing court.

Many other commentators have emphasized the obvious here, which is the cruelty and malice of punishing DOJ personnel for doing their jobs. It is a variation on the theme of the discharge of virtually every agent and prosecutor who worked on the January 6 cases, which, as history surely will record, were 100% righteous.

I join all those commentators in their disgust and sympathy for the blameless prosecutors. But I want to add a note detailing just how wicked and calculating the Department has been in this episode.

DOJ prosecutors are subject to a supervisory chain, which reviews important filings such as the sentencing memorandum in the Taranto case. It is up to the Bondi crowd to determine who is in that chain and what their responsibilities are. If they want to apply a ridiculously fine sieve to any mention of January 6 events coming out of the DOJ – even mentions that are plainly brief, pertinent, and factual – they need only to charge prosecutors to run documents by trained censors who can nip out any mentions of material they deem offensive.

In that event, the prosecutors here would’ve submitted the memo to the powers that be, and it would’ve come back to them with red-lined directions to eliminate the offending material. Instead, they have instituted a regime where blameless prosecutors go ahead with their best products, already no doubt influenced by concerns of not offending the new tyrannical bosses. Then, if they cross a line they couldn’t previously have seen, the hammer comes down.

This punitive culture spreads terror within the DOJ. Every prosecutor who still has a job is now watching their back, combing through submissions with a fine-tooth comb to avoid running afoul of the administration’s whims. Mentioning January 6th? Risk administrative leave. Citing Trump’s role in endangering public officials? Same consequence. It seems clear they wanted to set an example—to instill fear throughout the Department, control the narrative, and send a message that truth-telling about January 6th is punishable.

In short, the DOJ’s corruption now runs the gamut: investigating and prosecuting political enemies, while also disciplining prosecutors simply for stating what happened before our eyes. It’s Orwellian—truth itself is treated as a crime, but that’s just for starters. Far more than bureaucratic overreach, it’s another direct assault on the integrity of the justice system and the principles of accountability that are crucial to the health of a democracy. The episode, in fact, demonstrates why the republic is gravely ill.

Harry Litman is a former United States Attorney and the executive producer and host of the Talking Feds podcast. He has taught law at UCLA, Berkeley, and Georgetown and served as a deputy assistant attorney general in the Clinton Administration. Please consider subscribing to Talking Feds on Substack.

Reprinted with permission from Talking Feds.

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