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VIDEO: Trolling Trump, Stars Read ‘Fire And Fury’ At Grammy Awards — With Hillary!

There was no solemnity at the 60th anniversary Grammy Awards ceremony in New York, and the stars gathered in Donald Trump’s hometown did not neglect him, either. James Corden brought down the house with a spoof video that featured Cardi B, John Legend, DJ Khaled, Cher, and Snoop Dogg “auditioning” for a spoken word album of Fire and Fury, Michael Wolff’s best-selling exposé of Trump’s White House. But none of them can quite cut it — until Corden brings on a ringer named Hillary.

#EndorseThis: James Corden Wants To Educate Trump About AIDS

Famed for “Carpool Karaoke,” James Corden is just a funny, clever guy who rarely intervenes in politics — but after reading about the public resignation of six members of the President’s Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, he spoke out forcefully on The Late Late Show. He’s not thrilled by Donald Trump’s health care policy, especially concerning the pandemic, and he acted on an idea that he hopes will inform and engage our abysmally ignorant chief executive. (Or at least troll him.)

And Corden thinks you might be able to help, too.

#EndorseThis: Michelle Obama Nails ‘Carpool Karaoke’

James Corden’s “Carpool Karaoke” has become a staple of his Late, Late Show, drawing the likes of Stevie Wonder, Adele, and a fully nude Red Hot Chili Peppers.

But even for Corden, used to carting around Hollywood royalty, Michelle Obama is a catch: The First Lady noted in her appearance on Late, Late yesterday that it was the first time she had been in the front seat of a car in seven and a half years — call it one huge downside of constant Secret Service chaffering.

And, not for nothing: The First Lady can rock.

Photo and video: CBS.

Late Night Roundup: The Trump Victory Infomercial

The late night shows were dominated Wednesday by Donald Trump’s bizarre combination victory speech, press conference — and infomercial for Trump products.

The Daily Show‘s Jordan Klepper stood by his own table of Trump merchandise, and gave his verdict on all of Trump’s claims of great branding success: “They’re crap, they’re just crap, all right. Trump Airlines was s#$t — the business defaulted, it was sold off; Trump Water is just generic water he slapped his name on; Trump University’s a joke. I mean, I spent all night looking into this stuff. Spoiler Alert: It’s all bulls#$t.”

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Stephen Colbert declared: “That’s right, Trump gave his victory speech next to a pyramid of raw steak. He was either trying to prove Mitt wrong — or introducing his new running mate, ‘Trump/Pile of Meat 2016.’ Good luck telling them apart. It was like watching an infomercial — if he’s elected, this would make Trump the first president to come with a sticker, ‘As Seen On TV.'”

James Corden said of Trump’s wines: “The only thing I can imagine being worse than Trump 2016, is a bottle of 2016 Trump. Also, you can tell that it’s Trump’s winery — because they only sell white.”

Conan O’Brien also looked at the primary result in Michigan: “Almost 40 percent of people who voted for John Kasich said they did so because they don’t like the other guys — which explains his new campaign slogan: ‘John Kasich, the lesser of four evils.'”

And on The Nightly Show, Larry Wilmore and Mike Yard looked at the zaniest new meme in the presidential contest: the accusation that Ted Cruz is secretly the Zodiac Killer! (Not even the facts that Ted Cruz was born in 1970, but the Zodiac killings began in 1968, aren’t stopping this one.) But as Mike pointed out, Ted does want to kill — a lot of government agencies that play an important role in real people’s lives.