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#EndorseThis: Kimmel Bites Trump Over Dog Charity Scandal

So Jimmy Kimmel obviously misses Donald Trump a lot and wanted to check in on the former president. What did he find? A tweeted photo that "makes him look like an old man with his belt pulled up to his nips" -- and a scheme to apparently loot a canine charity in cahoots with his daughter-in-law Lara, "she of the plumped lips."

Yes, the news over the past few days shows that Trump went after the doggy dough. Shocking? Not really, but Kimmel turns this shaggy do story into hilarity.

Enjoy!


#EndorseThis: Kimmel Highlights 'The Kings Of Conservative Comedy'

The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), if somehow you haven't heard, is an annual convention where conservatives get together to complain about liberals, celebrate their bigotry, and, apparently, perform stand-up. So Jimmy Kimmel pulled together a highlight reel from the ridiculous "speeches" delivered there by top conservatives. It's "The Kings of Conservative Comedy," and it is hilarious," although not exactly as intended by the big stars like disgraced Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX).

As the GOP collapses into a Trump cult, the soundbites and personalities are ever more ludicrous. But how entertaining for the rest of us. Enjoy!

#EndorseThis: Kimmel Says 'Convict Him!' -- And Hilariously Shows How

Donald Trump's second impeachment trial has been a whirlwind. Days full of damning evidence shown by impeachment managers, botched responses by the former president's defense team, and endless news coverage. Still, Trump is not likely to be convicted by the Senate after inciting his mob to violently storm the citadel of democracy.

Jimmy Kimmel understands it's a long shot, but the late night comic still sees the increasingly narrow road to conviction of Trump, keeping him from ever being able to hold public office again.

Click to see how Jimmy breaks it down -- which is of course punctuated by lots of laughs.


Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Path to a Trump Conviction www.youtube.com

#EndorseThis: Jimmy Kimmel Lampoons Bonehead Capitol Rioters

The FBI has now arrested at least 150 of the pro-Trump thugs who attacked one of the greatest symbols of democracy in America, so their would-be dictator could stay in office. According to CNN, the FBI has over 400 insurrectionists in its sights after receiving more than 200,000 digital media tips.

Do you know what's funny? Those morons "are incriminating themselves all over social media," as Jimmy Kimmel noted with a laugh on his late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!

As dire and despicable at their Jan. 6 crimes were, this is indeed comical. Watch as Kimmel recounts hilarious examples of the clues left by Capitol rioters for law enforcement. It's almost as if they want to go to jail. Enjoy!

#EndorseThis: Kimmel Smacks Trump Down Hard On Second Impeachment

So many darkly comical moments during the past five years, exploited by comics whose uproarious insights soothed our pain. But for all the rueful comedy of this era, perhaps the best material yet is the second impeachment of Donald Trump.

All the late-night hosts had their say about the worst president in history's most embarrassing and yet record-breaking achievement. As is so often true, Jimmy Kimmel made us laugh loudest. (Plus he's got Devin Nunes in a clown suit.)


Trump Impeached AGAIN After Inciting Violence at the Capitol www.youtube.com

#EndorseThis: Borat And Daughter Inflict 'Virus Inspection' On Kimmel

You may have heard by now that Sacha Baron Cohen is about to release his new movie -- Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, or Borat 2 for short – on Amazon Prime. You may also have heard that this film includes a "beyond cringe" bedroom scene starring the real Rudy Giuliani and a very young woman posing as a reporter.

More on that later. For the moment, here's Borat himself appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, where he subjects the late-night comic to an intrusive "coronavirus inspection." This episode of comedic anarchy is in fact a send-up of QAnon, the vicious, anti-Semitic conspiracy craze that has devoured the Republican Party.

It gets pretty wild, with a clip from the new movie and an appearance by Borat's "daughter" Tutara (the would-be seducer of Rudy).

Enjoy -- and just imagine what's yet to come.



#EndorseThis: Kimmel Delivers A Sick Burn On Trump Photo Op

Like every other sane American, Jimmy Kimmel feels outraged by what we've witnessed this past week, beginning with the police murder of George Floyd. No matter how much trouble we encounter as a nation, however, Trump will find a way to make matters worse – as he did on June 1 when he used military force to clear peaceful protesters for a photo op in front of St. John's Church.

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, who oversees that historic church, delivered what Kimmel terms a "sick burn" on the president after the photo op. But Kimmel himself delivers his own sick burn -- in what he describes as a White House "highlight reel" of that incident. In the 30-second video Trump strides across the street with his posse, brandishes the Bible (upside down), and then…well, let's just call it divine intervention.

It's too, too funny. You'll watch it over and over again. And if you can't wait, that "highlight reel" starts around 5:30.

Click and laugh at that scary clown.

#EndorseThis: Why Those UFOs Worry Jimmy Kimmel

The Air Force's release of video showing unidentified flying objects, or UFOs, is worrying Jimmy Kimmel in lockdown. It's not just the pandemic, it's the president. "Has there ever been a worse time for an alien to say 'Take me to your leader'? I think I'd just lead them to, like, Morgan Freeman's house or something."

But with Trump urging us all to chug Clorox, the UFOs aren't even the biggest news of the week. What about Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator and Trump pal who is missing and rumored dead? Trump hints that he knows what's going on with his thuggish pal -- which Jimmy says must mean he knows nothing.

We also learned this week that US intelligence officials warned Trump a dozen times about the looming pandemic last January and February, trying to get his attention while he was mostly playing golf. Their fatal mistake, notes Kimmel, was putting that crucial information in a briefing book. They should have warned him with a dancing cheeseburger on Twitter.

Click and chortle amid the chaos.