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Free Speech Warrior Kimmel In Blazing Return (With DeNiro!)

Free Speech Warrior Kimmel In Blazing Return (With DeNiro!)

"This show is not important. What's important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this," said Jimmy Kimmel in the roaring, emotional and hilarious monologue that marked his return to ABC late night on Tuesday. Repeatedly interrupted by standing ovations from the studio audience, Kimmel directly confronted FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, President Donald Trump, and the authoritarian forces that had sought to silence him -- and questioned their commitment to the nation's ideals. "They tried to coerce the affiliates who run our show, in the cities that you live in, to take my show off the air. That’s not legal. That’s not American, that is un-American, and it’s so dangerous."

Kimmel had much more to say -- mourning the terrible murder of Charlie Kirk, praising the Christian forgiveness expressed by his wife Erika, deploring the brutal stupidity of Brendan Carr and Donald Trump and hoping that this moment of unified support for the First Amendment on left and right will endure.

It is one of the greatest moments in American television history, so do not miss. And then there's Robert DeNiro in a side-splitting cameo as the "new chairman of the FCC," who has a few choice comments about his old pal Trump.


SNL Cold Open: Baldwin Returns For A Queen Finale

SNL Cold Open: Baldwin Returns For A Queen Finale

Summer is almost here, which means the end of Saturday Night Live’s regular season. For a finale, Alec Baldwin returns in the SNL cold open to bid us farewell with a rousing, lunatic version of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now,” as he looks forward to “doing the things I never get to do” — playing golf (cue laughter) and visiting friends in prison.

Joined by the rest of the cast’s White House regulars in this ominous musicale, the president warns that he’s “on cruise control to a second term.” But before the end, Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) steps in with “something important to tell America,” but Baldwin shouts him down: “No collusion! No obstruction!”

Wince and laugh.

#EndorseThis: Robert DeNiro Speaks Freely About ‘Unrepentant’ Liar Trump

#EndorseThis: Robert DeNiro Speaks Freely About ‘Unrepentant’ Liar Trump

If you missed Samantha Bee’s second Not The White House Correspondents Dinner, then you probably didn’t catch Robert DeNiro’s Trump-bashing stand-up routine. Playing to the First Amendment theme of the evening, the great actor (and Robert Mueller impersonator) didn’t hold back.

“I just gotta say, I fuckin’ love fake news,” he began. “If I get a bad review, fake news! Some nosey reporter finds out I never finished high school, fake news!…All that fake news, turns out, it’s real news. Or as we in this room call it, news.”

Free speech, said DeNiro bluntly, includes the president’s right to be “a relentless and unrepentant lying scumbag, the right of his supporters to not give a shit — and our right to do something about it.”

Nor did he mince words about what he has in mind. His inner comic emerges whenever DeNiro talks about Trump.

Click for laughs.

Saturday Night Live Brings Us The REAL Mueller Report

Saturday Night Live Brings Us The REAL Mueller Report

“Russia, if you’re watching, go to bed. Daddy won!”

But on the new Saturday Night Live cold open, Donald Trump’s self-serving summary of the Mueller Report is undermined by the author himself (the mighty Robert DeNiro) — who explains what the hundreds of pages he filed with the Justice Department really mean, after two years of dogged investigation.

Standing between America and those reams of damning facts is Attorney General Bill Barr (Aidy Bryant), with the relentlessly sunny damage control — did someone say coverup? — that Trump (Alec Baldwin, of course) hired him to provide. The bat-like Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon) emerges from his crypt to gloat a little too.

Before it’s over the grim Mueller offers this bracing postscript: “P.S. Can’t wait to see what the Southern District of New York has in store for Trump.”

Neither can America. Click and laugh.

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