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Monday, December 09, 2019

​#EndorseThis: Seth Meyers Puts Ted Cruz And Rand Paul On Blast For Being 'Dicks'

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Seth Meyers

Screenshot from Late Night with Seth Meyers

We are in the middle of a pandemic that has killed over half a million Americans, yet Sens. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Rand Paul (R-KY) can't bother to wear a mask.

So Seth Meyers is no longer playing games with these toddler politicians, spanking both Cruz and Paul during his hit segment A Closer Look.

"Man, Ted Cruz is the Steph Curry of being a giant dick," Meyers said. "He never misses a shot."

The Late Night host had much more to say about this pair of losers. Click and cackle!

Biden Holds First Press Conference, Ted Cruz Refuses to Wear a Mask: A Closer Lookwww.youtube.com

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