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#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow Gets In Holiday Spirit With Rudy Parody


Do you love Christmas music and hate Rudy Giuliani? Well, then the latest Randy Rainbow parody is for you!

"Rudolph the Leaky Raindeer" may not serve up the traditional heartfelt message of treating everyone with kindness, but what it lacks in child-friendly themes it more than makes up for in corrosive humor. Political corruption, porn-star cover-ups, and embarrassing soundbites will take the edge off the final weeks of the Trump administration, as we cackle along with Randy at the "most bats**t reindeer of all." Enjoy!

#EndorseThis: New Randy Rainbow Parody Sees Off Trump And McEnany

Randy Rainbow has waited on this bright moment for four years:

Bless this day, so glorious and grand

Donald just canned!

And he wasn't about to squander the opportunity to bid a tuneful farewell to his big fat target. "Don't Tell Donald He's Not Re-elected Today" is a Rainbow tour de force that displays all of his musical and comedic talents, But the highlight is his "Kayleigh Schmeckenany" impression. "If you're looking for concessions, there're some peanuts in the lobby," the White House press secretary! airily informs a reporter, also Randy, who dares to ask why Trump won't admit Biden won.

It's golden. Click and chortle.


#EndorseThis: NEW Randy Rainbow With Patti Lupone (!) Singing "If Donald Got Fired"

Randy Rainbow is back with a stinging new satirical song -- "If Donald Got Fired" -- and this time he's got the legendary Patti Lupone. The setting is the first presidential debate, with Biden and Trump playing their parts, but that hardly matters.

Melodious, hilarious, lyrically clever: It's everything you expect from a Rainbow video -- and it's got Patti Lupone!

You must click.



#EndorseThis: Mike Pence Won't Like Randy Rainbow's 'Kamala!'

For fans of classic Broadway, it will come as no surprise that Randy Rainbow's convention week tribute to Kamala Harris is set to the tune of "Camelot," classic title song of the 1960 Lerner and Loewe hit.

It will also surprise nobody that "Kamala" inspired truly marvelous parody lyrics and a hilarious video featuring Trump and of course, his vice president and her new rival:

Will she be crowned America's new VP?

Elizabeth and Bernie say "Well…duh"

And in his pants Mike Pence just made a pee-pee

He's scared a' her!

Rainbow's latest is fittingly nostalgic for Democrats as they gather amid Trump's pandemic -- harking back to the glory days of a civilized White House under Jackie and Jack Kennedy. Like Randy, we look forward with new hope.

Enjoy!


#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow's 'Gee Anthony Fauci' Is Parody Gold

Randy Rainbow's tribute to Dr. Anthony Fauci, son of Brooklyn, would have to be New York all the way and so it is. The latest Rainbow satire is set to the tune of West Side Story's "Gee Officer Krupke!" and opens with the usual fake interview, conducted as if Dr. Fauci were a shrink dealing with our collective corona trauma.

But it swiftly accelerates into an uproarious assault on the good doctor's evil boss. A sample lyric:

Hey Anthony Fauci

He's draggin us south

Forget the mask, just slap some masking tape on his mouth.

While you help protect us, he prays it'll pass,

He only covers his own ass!

(His fat ass!)

His own ass, his own ass,

His own big fat ass,

All he tries to save is his own ass.

This tuneful tour de force takes down Ivanka and her "Goya Oh boya" product placement as well as Jared, Kayleigh, and all the other useless White House wads who got in Fauci's way. This is a disaster classic.

And "Gee Anthony Fauci" has subtitles, too. What more do you want? Click and sing along!



#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow Devastates A "Poor Deplorable Troll"

Randy Rainbow is well and truly over Donald Trump. The gloves are off, the knives are in, and Randy's tuneful mock "interview" with the president is perhaps the harshest in the Rainbow parody catalog. Which is saying something.

Lifting music from The Little Mermaid's "villain" tune, its title is "Poor Deplorable Troll." And the lyrics are simply lethal:

The President says cut out all the testing

A notion health officials find bizarre

But see he's terribly annoyed

By all the dead and unemployed

Because he only cares about his own PR

To watch Randy, in trademark pink glasses, as he mercilessly grills Trump is just delightful – one of the few pleasures afforded us by this nightmare presidency.

Click and enjoy.


#EndorseThis: Randy Serenades Trump To 'Cover Your Freakin' Face'

Are you irritated by the countless idiots out in public places without masks? Are you most irked by that imbecile in the Oval Office who refuses to wear a face covering -- and thus encourages his stupid followers to go unmasked?

So is musical satirist Randy Rainbow – and he's written a timely new tune.

"Cover Your Freakin' Face" is set quite perfectly to "Put On A Happy Face," although its theme is a bit less sunny. The lyrics are witty as ever, the performance and production superb as always – and with subtitles you can sing along.

It's ideal for sharing, especially with those aforementioned idiots, should you happen to know any.

Click and enjoy.


#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow Roasts 'The Bunker Boy' Trump

Randy Rainbow's latest musical satire is The Bunker Boy -- and its subject is the social media hashtag conferred on the president after he was stashed five floors down in the White House basement during recent street protests.

Set to the "The Jitterbug," a jazzy song that didn't make it into the 1939 classic film The Wizard of Oz, Rainbow's new video opens with him searching for Trump all over the White House. Randy eventually finds him quaking behind a thick door as he squints through thick glass.

Guess who's hiding in the basement? It's that coward, the Bunker Boy!

A commander in chief might address all the grief, and what's happening out in the streets,

But he's only a clown so he hides underground, and he sits on the toilet and tweets.

Click and chortle.