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#EndorseThis: Mike Pence Won't Like Randy Rainbow's 'Kamala!'

For fans of classic Broadway, it will come as no surprise that Randy Rainbow's convention week tribute to Kamala Harris is set to the tune of "Camelot," classic title song of the 1960 Lerner and Loewe hit.

It will also surprise nobody that "Kamala" inspired truly marvelous parody lyrics and a hilarious video featuring Trump and of course, his vice president and her new rival:

Will she be crowned America's new VP?

Elizabeth and Bernie say "Well…duh"

And in his pants Mike Pence just made a pee-pee

He's scared a' her!

Rainbow's latest is fittingly nostalgic for Democrats as they gather amid Trump's pandemic -- harking back to the glory days of a civilized White House under Jackie and Jack Kennedy. Like Randy, we look forward with new hope.

Enjoy!


#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow's 'Gee Anthony Fauci' Is Parody Gold

Randy Rainbow's tribute to Dr. Anthony Fauci, son of Brooklyn, would have to be New York all the way and so it is. The latest Rainbow satire is set to the tune of West Side Story's "Gee Officer Krupke!" and opens with the usual fake interview, conducted as if Dr. Fauci were a shrink dealing with our collective corona trauma.

But it swiftly accelerates into an uproarious assault on the good doctor's evil boss. A sample lyric:

Hey Anthony Fauci

He's draggin us south

Forget the mask, just slap some masking tape on his mouth.

While you help protect us, he prays it'll pass,

He only covers his own ass!

(His fat ass!)

His own ass, his own ass,

His own big fat ass,

All he tries to save is his own ass.

This tuneful tour de force takes down Ivanka and her "Goya Oh boya" product placement as well as Jared, Kayleigh, and all the other useless White House wads who got in Fauci's way. This is a disaster classic.

And "Gee Anthony Fauci" has subtitles, too. What more do you want? Click and sing along!



#EndorseThis: Randy Rainbow Devastates A "Poor Deplorable Troll"

Randy Rainbow is well and truly over Donald Trump. The gloves are off, the knives are in, and Randy's tuneful mock "interview" with the president is perhaps the harshest in the Rainbow parody catalog. Which is saying something.

Lifting music from The Little Mermaid's "villain" tune, its title is "Poor Deplorable Troll." And the lyrics are simply lethal:

The President says cut out all the testing

A notion health officials find bizarre

But see he's terribly annoyed

By all the dead and unemployed

Because he only cares about his own PR

To watch Randy, in trademark pink glasses, as he mercilessly grills Trump is just delightful – one of the few pleasures afforded us by this nightmare presidency.

Click and enjoy.


#EndorseThis: Randy Serenades Trump To 'Cover Your Freakin' Face'

Are you irritated by the countless idiots out in public places without masks? Are you most irked by that imbecile in the Oval Office who refuses to wear a face covering -- and thus encourages his stupid followers to go unmasked?

So is musical satirist Randy Rainbow – and he's written a timely new tune.

"Cover Your Freakin' Face" is set quite perfectly to "Put On A Happy Face," although its theme is a bit less sunny. The lyrics are witty as ever, the performance and production superb as always – and with subtitles you can sing along.

It's ideal for sharing, especially with those aforementioned idiots, should you happen to know any.

Click and enjoy.