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For fans of classic Broadway, it will come as no surprise that Randy Rainbow's convention week tribute to Kamala Harris is set to the tune of "Camelot," classic title song of the 1960 Lerner and Loewe hit.

It will also surprise nobody that "Kamala" inspired truly marvelous parody lyrics and a hilarious video featuring Trump and of course, his vice president and her new rival:

Will she be crowned America's new VP?

Elizabeth and Bernie say "Well…duh"

And in his pants Mike Pence just made a pee-pee

He's scared a' her!

Rainbow's latest is fittingly nostalgic for Democrats as they gather amid Trump's pandemic -- harking back to the glory days of a civilized White House under Jackie and Jack Kennedy. Like Randy, we look forward with new hope.

Enjoy!


Donald Trump Jr.

Screenshot from Twitter

You've probably heard about Donald Trump's claim that his Democratic rival got "a big fat se onhot in the ass" before delivering a nearly perfect performance on a recently televised town hall. Or his more recent demand that Joe Biden get a "drug test" before their debate on Tuesday night. Having spent months lowering expectations for Biden, the Trumps are now busily defaming him as a junkie.

But that particular slur backfired spectacularly over the weekend when the Trump campaign posted a bizarre video of Don Jr. -- seemingly in a condition that called for rehab services. As his father might put it, "many people are saying" that the presidential spud looked and sounded like someone abusing a controlled substance. (His slurred message was disturbed too, something about an "army of able-bodied men and women" to intimidate voters).

It's both funny and sad to watch Don Jr. decompensate on Twitter. (More funny, though.)

Click and judge his condition for yourself.