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Sunday, December 4, 2016

4: Ted Nugent


(Photo by The Toad/Flickr)

Ted Nugent, who last appeared on this list claiming that gun owners are just like Rosa Parks, shifted abruptly from invoking the nonviolent civil rights heroine to once again toeing the line of treason.

At the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show (“SHOT,” as it’s known), Nugent referred to President Barack Obama as “an evil, dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom,” and ominously warned “we need to fix this as soon as possible.”

President Obama “actually is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George,” Nugent declared, “And if you want another Concord Bridge, I got some buddies.”

Nugent was presumably referring to the Battle of Concord; given that this was an actual fight in an actual war, Nugent — a particularly cowardly draft dodger — would not be remotely qualified to contribute.

In any case, the clock on Nugent being “dead or in jail” keeps counting down.

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