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Sunday, October 23, 2016
  • truther4u

    Let’em leave; but only after they pay off their Share of the National Debt; which that GREAT TEXAN – – George W. Bush, ran up.

    Just a matter of time, before the Mexicans are back in Control. Viva Mexico!

    • ObozoMustGo

      “Viva Mexico”? What kind of jerkoff are you?

      • CPANewYork

        Probably the same kind of jerkoff as you.

        Welcome back asshole. By the way, how do you like those corporate CEOs who are punishing their employees for Obama’s victory? You know who I’m talking about: Papa John Schnatter, Bertolini of Aetna, the schmuck who owns Applebees, that fat old prick Murray, etc.

        • Hi CPAN I see you are a big fan of Bozo the Idiot too. I missed some of his irrational rantings. He was laying low for a while after his prediction of a presidential landslide came true but for Obama not Romney

        • joyscarbo

          They aren NEARLY the same kind of JERK OFF you are!!!!

          • CPANewYork


            That’s your rejoinder? You agree with laying off people just because the CEO’s boy lost the election and he’s all bent out of shape over it? What kind of logic is that?

            There has to be some violation of law in that sequence of events.

            As to you, Joyful Scarbo: You’re probably one of those who wanted Romney and his band of rich bastards to continue raping the economy through tax advantages, offshore outsourcing of jobs, etc.

      • Chicanos are good citizens, they work hard, they accept jobs white Americans refuse, they pay taxes and they are Christian Catholics. And yes, they reproduce faster and at the end they will take control in Texas, logic return of things.

        • You mean Chicanos take jobs Americans have always done, but for less money don’t you? You sound quite rascist and intollerant, is that the new Liberal?

          • grammyjill

            Do you want to spend your day in the hot florida sun picking tomatos? Yes, that sounds racist. But I’ve tried it and couldn’t keep up with the migrant workers.
            Chicanos are VERY good at tile work and brick work and they have an excellent work ethic. Not like some white people that bitch about all the hispanics taking our jobs.

          • Gladys5215G

            Look it’s the truth. Chicanos do take the jobs American’s refuse to do and yes for less money. Plus we don’t have to pay out all those insurances to Chicanos and employee taxes either. This is the only way Americans can compete with the world. Why? because most of it goes into useless and expensive insurances (yes in the plural) and taxes that go to some wasted place like a congressman’s or senator’s salary, perk and insurances that none of us receive.

          • Plsnnn – Not sure what a Chicano is, but i KNOW American’s have ALWAYS worked. Many whites, browns, and blacks put their children through school mowing yards, mechanicing, roofing houses, painting houses, and doing other “stuff…” We are not ashamed of our past. We embrace it. And no, NEWBORN is NOT the new liberal. He/she is just another a-hole with another type of opinion that festers hate.

        • Yes they are hard workers… and religious!! Mexicans are are the true conservatives. They are exploited and have to work for less money.
          The GOP suppose to be so religious, they are just in it for the huge tax write offs.

    • I hear you truther!! It was Mexico’s land to begin with, it will be a good time to take it back! Viva Mexico!!!

      • commserver

        Mexico is a country with a history of only 200 years. What was it before?

      • CPANewYork

        No it wasn’t. It was indian land that Spain seized when it ruled what is now Mexico. Mexico failed to develop it, so Americans moved in, especially after the discovery of gold in 1848.

        After a while, there were more Americans in what is now Texas, California, New Mexico and Arizona than there were Mexicans. Texas broke away in 1836 and joined the Union in 1845. Santa Ana went ballistic and declared war in 1846. He lost, big time, so by the terms of the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo, we took everything north of the Rio Grande.

        Now, that may be characterized as a land grab, but in deciding the morality of that, consider that if the area had remained under Mexican rule, it would probably be the same as the backward, corruption-ridden dump that Mexico is today.

    • Did Texas ever pay off the debt it ran up before becoming a state?

    • joyscarbo

      You’re absolutely right…the size of Texas versus the size and population of Mexico???!!! Texas redneck cowboys wouldn’t stand a chance- all those disparaging names they’ve tossed around over the years- wetbacks, beaners and spics??!!! Hmmm….Gringos may want to rethink this. LOL

  • Jim Lou

    Perry isn’t stupid. There is nothing in the Constitution on secession. That was why the Civil War was fought. Texas tried before and lost.

    • awakenaustin

      I disagree. But only about the part where you say Rick Perry isn’t stupid.

    • Yes and the south is still whinning over it

      • Not all of the South and not all of the Southern people. History fact for you Jay Tee, there were as many men from the South that fought on the Union side as there were that fought on the Confederate side..There was many men that had been born and raised in the North where their families had lived since they first came to this Country that came South and fought with the Confederates . So the War between the States had men from the South fighting to preserve the Union and at the time had men from the North fighting to break the Country apart. We still have that same problem today people fighting to bring the Country back together and people fighting to divide this Country and they come from all over the Country the untiers and the Dividers. You are a divider with the comment made about the South and putting all Southerns in the same pot.

    • CPANewYork

      Actually, there were two attempts at secession: the Civil Way and South Carolina’s nullification crisis in the early 1830s.

    • emadis41

      Let them secede, and loose 40% of their GDP. That is the share of the Fed Gov spending in TX.

  • ARepublicanNorthlandGrad

    Listen, it is no big deal. 35,000 people signed a petition, then it went to 100,000. Don’t know what it is now, but there is 1.1 million people in Dallas alone. They could handle independence before. Just grand standing. The more you make a big deal about it, the more publicity they get.

  • ObozoMustGo

    And now…. the REAL Cartoon of the Day!

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    Have a nice day!

    “Based on information that we — our initial information — we saw no evidence to back up claims by others that this was a preplanned or premeditated attack; that we saw evidence that it was sparked by the reaction to this video.” – Jay Carney on Sept 17th responding to questions about what caused the Benghazi attacks on our consulate on 9/11, despite email evidence that shows Obozo knew it was a terrorist attack moments after it started.

    • Like I always trust what I read in an email as the absolute truth.How long did it take before we knew for absolute sure that Iraq had no WMD’s. I knew it before the war by over 1 year but it took the Government 1 year after the start of the war before they discovered that Cheney and others had cook the intelligence. Best thing is to hear Karl Rove still spouting that every country had this same intelligence failure. How many died? Over 3,000 American soldiers over 100,000 Iraqi’s. Everyday you post I will be here to debunk your claims, false as they are until you grow up and accept you lost the election AGAIN and move on. TROLL

      • ObozoMustGo

        rv… 4 Americans dead in terrorist attack in Benghazi. Testimony in Congress today includes video from security cameras and drones above during the attack. You leftist freaks kept saying there was no video. Obozo ordered the military to stand down and let those men DIE!!! The NY Times has covered the fact that American heavy arms are being moved from Libya to Turkey to Syria into the hands of Al Qaida terrorists fighting as so-called “rebels”. Obozo let our men die, and is covering up his gun running to terrorists scheme. That is what Benghazi is all about.

        You’re messiah is not only a coward, he’s a criminal. Choke on that you jack wagon!

        Have a nice day!

        “When Obozo called the SEALs, they got Bin Laden. When the SEALs called Obozo, they got denied.” – Navy SEAL’s Facebook posting that was censored and then later uncensored

        • Justin Napolitano

          fuc you obozo, no one is reading your shit.

    • Bozo the Idiot

      You must be an enivironmentalist you keep recycling the sam old garbage. Do you really think that the majority of people in the states are going to secede. That fact that 8 of the 10 states that receive a lot more Federal money than they pay out are red states is only one factor that will make these malcontents stay in the Union. A majority of people voted to re-elect President Obama so if you are that unhappy you can always change your address.

      Bozo the Idiot come up with something new you are really lazy to keep using the same quotes from day to day.

      Oh yes have a nice day!!!!

      • Bobbie9

        I agree: President Obama was re-elected by a majority of popular vote AND 332 electoral votes. For those Romneyites that don’t like it, go to another country. He’s a sore loser. Didn’t even bother to write a concession speach – that’s rich!!

    • ExPAVIC


      Take your damn meds and shut up.

      • ObozoMustGo

        Ex, the racist, bigotted moron slithers forthe from his hole to make an appearance. Retreat back to your dirt den, boy.

        You may remain oblivious.

        Have a nice day!

        “The difference between being stupid and being a fool: A stupid person at least has an idea about their own inadequacies. The fool is oblivious to them, and is more inclined to believe their own fantasies and lies as truth.” – ObozoMustGo

        • northroader1775

          Keep going bozo…you are digging a deeeeeeeeep hole for your party with this BS. I and several others will be right here to bury you when it gets deep enough. Your teabagging days are numbered you will be soundly defeated in the next cycle…and then just fade away with the rest of the dimwits.

        • ExPAVIC


          Again, take your meds and shut up since you contribute nothing to any intelligent commentary.

        • Justin Napolitano

          Up your pie hole obozo, no one cares what you think.

    • Justin Napolitano

      Oh, obozo is here. He shows up, anytime something stupid needs to be posted. Well done obozo, you have posted something stupid, thanks.

  • supercarp

    I don’t think anyone will secede. When states have trouble they always turn to the federal government for help. I just think people are so angry over the outcome of the election that they need to blow off steam for a while. Kind of equivalent to a teenager stomping off to their room and slamming the door.

    • phantomoftheopera

      and rick perry loves to belly up to the government trough. remember his rant about not getting enough fema money soon enough? he was campaigning at the time for less government.


    For all those titty-baby Repukelicans that want Texas to seceed–just get the fuck out of Texas so this state will become the great Democratic state it was while I was growing up. A return to the good old days in Texas would be a blessing. And while you are at it, take Jefferies and the First Baptist Church of Dallas with you.

  • TeamChris

    amen let them leave and when the next hurricane and drought decimate their coasts and farmlands tell them to call Mitt Romney, Karl Rove and all of Perry’s other buddies….I’m sure they will be more than willing to help them….

  • Get the Hell out of here Texas. I’ll drive around to visit Louisiana.

  • Not just Texas, maybe if 35 or 40 States seceed and form a New America, the States that are left will be a bankrupt 3rd. World.

    • northroader1775

      actually the states you are talking about Plznoone (red states the ones you want to secede0, are the ones who use up 7 dollars for every one dollar they contribute….so it would take no time at all for them to go bankrupt. AND we here in Demolandia could payoff the debt with the savings in just a few years…especially if we sent your portion of the debt with you to republicandia…you know your portion don’t you??? that’s right except for about 4 trillion in interest that we’ll pay for you it’s all your TX boy’s debt so you can take it with you in the interest of fair play…how are you doing now butter bean??

    • Justin Napolitano

      Plznn, you are nuts! i think your brain has seceded form your head.

  • TSB

    What a relief! Whew, take it to Mexico with Bush/Cheney!



    So leave already and take Perry, the Bushes, and your executioner with you.

  • Looking at McCain one cannot avoid but see a person with no brains to come up with new ideas. For McCain to be seen to be doing some work he must pick on current and ongoing issues even if they lead nowhere. McCain is keeping himself very serious and busy with the Benghazi terrorist attack as if that is the worst terrorist attack that has ever befallen the U.S. How is it that McCain never saw the gravity of the matter when close to three thousand people died on American soil on 9/11. Why didn’t McCain follow that attack with the determination and zeal he is pursuing the Benghazi attack? What is so special about the four people who died in the Benghazi attack that McCain talks with a very serious posture? McCain is asked a simple question as to why the person who investigated the love affair between the now retired General Petraeus and Ms Bodwell reported to Eric Cantor instead of reporting to the White House? McCain wears a very very serious face when answering that question, terming the question the dumbest question he has ever heard. Is McCain clever enough to differentiate between a dumb and a clever question? Clearly this type of issues give McCain some work to do otherwise he wouldn’t be having any ideas to bring forward intelligibly. McCain is a buffoon beyond comprehension. He is petty, uninformed, and unintelligible old man who should thing of retiring. When Al Gore’s election win was stolen by another buffoon in the name of George Bush, he chose to stay out of the limelight. John Kerry is never too focal, Romney is disappearing into the oblivion after lamentably losing the presidential election which he had promised himself that he would win. But McCain won’t go. He is going nowhere because he has nothing useful to do. McCain would rather keep himself focal on petty issues such as what he is seriously pursuing now for the purposes of re-election to the Senate. He is very narrow minded and obscene. McCain’s main aim in pursuing the Benghazi terror attack is that he hopes this matter could lead to some ground or sufficient reason to start harassing President Obama with some impeachment. That is the main reason why McCain is pursuing this matter with a greater zeal so that he can have a chance to repay himself for the defeat he suffered in an election defeat by President Obama. McCain is still hurting badly from that defeat.

    • Bobbie9

      Amen!! You’d think Congress, including McCain, could focus on something more important such as why the North East Compounding Company or whatever the heck it’s called – was allowed to keep on manufacturing drugs when the FDA had investigated them several years ago and found their non-sterile conditions. Or why there has been a resurgence of diseases like Polio & Whooping Cough which had been effectively wiped out until the requirement for school children to be vaccinated was removed. I think that vaccination for all those childhood diseases and flu vaccines should be mandatory for all.

    • DurdyDawg

      McCain is doing this because (like most pubs) he ISN’T color blind (and it pisses him off what he’s seeing).

  • I’m moving to Austin — citizens of Austin have their own petition to secede from Texas and stay with the Union.

  • And Plznnn — When have you ever done the job that Hispanics do? You think you’re above those jobs. They take the jobs that Americans think they’re too good to do. And we are NOT the new Liberals. We’ve always been here supporting the rights of EVERYONE, not just rich, fat, white Anglo-Americans!!!

  • Let’s just give them back to Mexico who they stole it from to begin with

  • They can leave… but the land stays! The last time somebody got the bright idea to secede, over a million people got killed. With the weapons of the day, far more would likely be wasted. If they want to pull a stunt, let them go ahead. They will be crushed.

  • As I tell all my Texas cousins, go ahead and leave and take your 38 red electorial votes with you.. as stated below I lived in Texas and yeah it is quickly becoming mexico again meaning in at least two years Texas will be a solid blue state giving us the 38 electorial votes… either way when it comes to Texas its a win win situation.. I now live in New Mexico, we have to give Texas most our water so let them drink their oil if that works for them.. What I find to be really funny is they are unhappy that our government is so liberal almost socialist… If in fact they do sucede there new government would become their employers, this would make Texas a communist country? LOL!!! let them go…

  • JD Adam

    Having made many cross country trips (not by air) the remarks were “Let’s give Texas back to Mexico!” It it take less time to navigate the length of Israel! While we’re at it, how ’bout Arizona too?! No offense to the People who live there, just your politicians and policies!!