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Pop Culture Warned Us About Trump, Part 3: Lex Luthor!

Pop Culture Warned Us About Trump, Part 3: Lex Luthor!

Welcome to the third part of our ongoing series, examining all the ways that the artistic and entertainment communities have been trying to warn America that Donald Trump (or anyone like him) was up to no good.

This installment will go into some much darker territory, as we talk about Donald Trump’s striking resemblance to one of the most notorious icons of evil in the last century of popular fiction: Lex Luthor, the great nemesis of Superman.

In 1986, DC Comics restarted the continuity of Superman nearly from scratch, with refreshed takes on all the characters. (This practice, now known as a “reboot,” has become much more common in comic book, film, and TV franchises.) The new concept of Luthor, as co-created by writer/artist John Byrne and writer Marv Wolfman, presented the arch-villain not as he had originally been conceived (as an old-time mad scientist), but a modernized villain for the 1980s and beyond: Luthor became a corporate overlord, the richest man in Metropolis, who has used his boundless genius to create (and intertwine) both legitimate businesses and vast criminal enterprises, for which he was never caught.

Even at the time, direct comparisons were sometimes drawn between Luthor and Trump with his massive ego. One such point of comparison was Luthor’s best-selling memoir, entitled Simply Brilliant. The company named all its subsidiaries after its founder — “LexAir” “LexOil,” etc. — and the LexCorp headquarters, the tallest building in Metropolis, was a monument to the man himself.

“Who’s Who in the DC Universe,” #11. Click images to enlarge.

A special comic in 1989, Lex Luthor: The Unauthorized Biography, told the tale of reporter Peter Sands, who set out to tell the true story behind the man — uncovering all of his dirty dealings and involvement in international organized crime — before ultimately being murdered by Luthor’s henchmen. The painted cover to the comic was itself a takeoff on a certain other book: The Art of the Deal.

Hmm, what were they trying to imply?

Hmm, what were they trying to imply?

Luthor even ran for (and was elected!) President of the United States. But this turned out to be a mere ruse for him to wait for the right opportunity to exploit a national crisis, in order to use his executive authority to take down Superman. (This caper would prove to be Luthor’s undoing, resulting in his removal from the White House and his career change — for a while — to full-time supervillainy.)

President Luthor declares war on Superman:

President Luthor declares war on Superman: “He is an alien. A curse upon this planet.”
“Superman/Batman,” #3.

But this is not the version of Lex Luthor that I’ll be focusing on here — he’s far too suave, subtle, and charming in his interactions with the public.

Instead, the iteration of Lex Luthor that Trump most closely resembles is none other than the classic version of a mad scientist bent on destruction and world domination — most specifically, the Luthor as portrayed by Gene Hackman in the 1978 masterpiece Superman: The Movie. (In this author’s opinion, it is still the single greatest superhero movie ever made — and unlikely to ever be surpassed.)

“Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks — by planning the death of innocent people?”

“No — by causing the death of innocent people.”

This Luthor had all the trappings of the man we have come to know as Donald Trump: his palatially decorated headquarters, an inner circle of questionably competent yes-men (and women) — and an obsession with real estate.

“How do you choose to congratulate the greatest criminal mind of our time. Huh, huh?” this twisted mastermind asked. “Do you tell me that I’m brilliant? Oh no, no, — that would be too obvious, I grant you. Charismatic? Fiendishly gifted?”

“Try ‘twisted,'” answered his girlfriend, Miss Teschmacher (portrayed by Valerie Perrine), after he’d used his hidden gadgets and traps to kill a police officer who was trying to gain access to his secret lair.

Luthor also reminisced about how his father had taught him so much about land: “He said, ‘Son, stocks may rise and fall; utilities and transportation systems may collapse; people are no damn good. But they will always need land — and they’ll pay through the nose to get it.”

“It’s a pity that he didn’t see from such humble beginnings how I’ve created this empire,” Luthor added. This certainly does sound kind of like Trump, who has talked about how his father “gave [him] a small loan of a million dollars” — but who always tried to warn The Donald against going into Manhattan, where he would ultimately achieve his true greatness.

“An empire — this?” asked Miss Teschmacher.

“Miss Teschmacher, how many girls do you know who have a Park Avenue address like this one?”

“Park Avenue address — two hundred feet below?

“Doesn’t it give you a kind of a shudder of electricity through you, to be in the same room with me?”

As for Luthor’s actual criminal plot: Having pondered the wisdom of “buy low, sell high,” he explained to Superman (played by the late, legendary Christopher Reeve) that the question then became a matter of figuring out how to increase the value of the land he had bought. And so, he bought up vast stretches of desert land from California’s interior, at excessively high prices. The next step: Hijack one of the U.S. military’s nuclear missiles, and shoot it directly at a precisely calculated weak point on the San Andreas fault, triggering a series of massive earthquakes.

From there, Luthor explained, the West Coast as we’ve known it would break off and fall into the sea — killing millions of people in the process. But what remained, on the eastern side of the fault line, would stand remade as “the new West Coast — my West Coast” — with all the places named after himself!

In this detail of Luthor’s map of a remodeled California coastline, we see “Costa del Lex,” “Marina del Lex,” “Lex Springs, “Lexington,” and “Luthorville.” He also named one mountainous region “Teschmacher Peaks,” in an apparent, Trump-esque nod to his lady friend’s breasts — but couldn’t stand his sub-intelligent lackey Otis (played by Ned Beatty) attempting to get in on the naming business.

“Otisburg? Otisburg? OTISBURG?!?”

But come on, it’s not like Donald Trump has some insane scheme to blow up the world, kill millions of people, and remake the globe in his own image — right?

Actually, he does. And unlike the comic book and movie villain Lex Luthor, who hid himself away in an underground lair and worked in secret, Trump has boasted of his own plan many, many times in public. And even more disturbing, he’s gotten to enjoy some revelry as the crowds cheered him on.

Here is just one example, from a rally on Nov. 13:

ISIS is making a tremendous amount of money because they have certain oil camps, right? They have certain areas of oil that they took away — they have some in Syria, some in Iraq. I would bomb the sh*t of ’em! I would just bomb those suckers. And that’s right, I’d blow up the pipes, I’d blow up the refineries — I’d blow up every single inch. There would be nothing left.

And you know what? You’ll get Exxon to come in there, and in two months — you ever see these guys, how good they are, the great oil companies? And they’ll rebuild that sucker brand new, it’ll be beautiful. And I’d ring it — and I’d take the oil. And I said, I’ll take the oil.

It’s one thing to talk about destroying the enemy’s industrial capacity — but Trump goes the extra mile in his plan to deploy the United States military for the direct purpose of seizing control of the Middle East’s key natural resource, on behalf of American oil companies.

This has been a fascination of Trump’s, going back years.  In a tweet from 2013, The Donald mused: “I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.”

Just like Lex Luthor, Trump views the map of countries as a plaything, to be pounded and reshaped for his own power and financial gain — whatever the cost.

If the might of the United States military were mobilized and deployed to invade the Middle East for the express purpose of seizing its oil wealth, how many people would die in that conflict? How many more would be injured and killed in the course of a long-term occupation of the oil centers? How many people in the region would become further radicalized against the United States? How much bloodshed would result from this destabilizing, imperialist adventure?

And furthermore, what would become of America’s position of leadership in the world? How would other countries respond to a United States that had become a truly rogue nation, guided by the maniacal vision of a super-villain?

In short: If Donald Trump were elected president, what would happen to “Truth, Justice, and the American Way”?

“You don’t even care where that other missile is headed, do you?”
“Of course I do. I know exactly where it’s headed: Hackensack, New Jersey.”

Superman could scarcely believe that Lex Luthor was attempting his own vile plan. Just as, perhaps, nobody can seem to truly taking Trump’s malevolent scheme at face value. But even if Luthor’s plan had succeeded, he would obviously have gotten caught in the aftermath, especially after putting his own name all over his newly coastal communities. One to wonder if his only real goal, if not financial gain, was simply to commit a grandiose act of mass destruction and murder.

Luthor’s plan almost worked, even to the point where an emotionally devastated Superman’s final, desperate course of action was to reverse the worst of the carnage — by actually turning back time. But if President Trump became a real-life catastrophe, we wouldn’t be able to turn back time ourselves.

At first glance, Trump might bear a closer resemblance to the corporate mogul version of Luthor, whose various authors even set out to borrow attributes from The Donald. But the more I began to research it, the conclusion became unavoidable.

Donald Trump is much more like the Gene Hackman iteration of Lex: not a cold, calculating tycoon, but a giddily insane man-child whose ego and grandiosity may seem wacky and entertaining at first, but whose moral depravity and potential for sheer mayhem make him a true danger to us all.

This is the third in our new series “Pop Culture Warned Us About Trump.” 

Check out Part 1: “The Penguin”; and Part 2: “MAD Magazine”.

This Week In Crazy: Texas Is Nuttier Than We Thought

This Week In Crazy: Texas Is Nuttier Than We Thought

With the Supreme Court hearing oral arguments in a landmark gay rights case, this was a big week for anti-gay nuts. Not to mention the paranoid Texans who defended their state from a federal invasion, or the preacher who took to Facebook to wage holy war against a comic book character. Welcome to “This Week In Crazy,” The National Memo’s weekly update on the wildest attacks, conspiracy theories, and other loony behavior from the increasingly unhinged right wing. 

5. Franklin Graham

Evangelist Franklin Graham, son of Billy and noted homophobe, took to Facebook last week to lament the fall of one of America’s most enduring heroes.

The classic comic-book superhero Iceman, aka Bobby Drake—a member of the original X-Men lineup and occasional buddy of Spider-Man—was outed as gay in a recent edition of All-New X-Men. To Graham, this move from Marvel Comics represents the latest in an insidious effort to poison the youth of today.

“This is another attempt to indoctrinate our young people to accept this destructive lifestyle,” Graham wrote. “God’s Word says homosexuality is a sin, and we are to be on guard against all sin.”

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I can understand Graham’s frustration. After all, modern comics are one of the few remaining refuges of proper, morally upright God-fearing characters. So to watch the institution of funny papers fall from grace like this… it’s just heartbreaking.

Actually, when I think about it for an entire second, the logic of this move on Marvel Comics’ part becomes clear. Since the title began in 1963, X-Men — which covers the adventures of a persecuted class of “mutants” — has always been an allegory for discrimination. So in a way, it’s the perfect venue for “indoctrinating” young people into the world of tolerance for others.

What’s more, it’s part of a pattern of high-profile comic titles making the move to becoming more inclusive: Recently, a black man assumed the shield of Captain America, a woman took up the hammer of Thor, a lesbian began patrolling Gotham City as Batwoman, and so on and so forth.

And don’t forget, Neil deGrasse Tyson appeared as himself in a 2012 issue of Superman — “indoctrinating” children into science! Comics are becoming a Born Again’s worst nightmare, aren’t they, Reverend?

ViaHuffington Post

4. Justice Samuel Alito and Laura Ingraham

The gay-marriage-as-slippery-slope argument is a moldy old refrain we keep hearing from opponents of same-sex marriage. (If we start letting “slippery slope” arguments control the discourse… where — oh God, WHERE — will it end?)

Nonetheless, it’s an often effective distraction. You simply posit gay marriage as the catalyst for a satanic chain reaction in sexual politcs that ends with the widespread acceptance of whatever scares you the most — whether it’s polyamory or bestiality or worse — and here conservative pundits usually end up revealing more of their own preoccupations than saying anything remotely useful in the conversation about LGBT rights.

Perhaps it was inevitable, if a tad disappointing, that the slippery slope canard got wheeled out Tuesday morning during the oral arguments in Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark case that could settle the issue of gay marriage in this country once and for all. Justice Samuel Alito asked Mary Bonauto, the attorney arguing on behalf of the petitioners, whether four lawyers, say, could enter into a polyamorous marriage, assuming gay couples are allowed to marry.

Justice Alito: These are 4 people, 2 men and 2 women, it’s not –­­ it’s not the sort of polygamous relationship, polygamous marriages that existed in other societies and still exist in some societies today. And let’s say they’re all consenting adults, highly educated. They’re all lawyers. What would be the ground under — ­­under the logic of the decision you would like us to hand down in this case?  What would be the logic of denying them the same right?

Laura Ingraham went on her show Wednesday to push the non-argument one step further: If four lawyers can marry each other, why not brothers and sisters? I mean, they’re all consenting adults, right?

“I think we’ve moved on beyond gay marriage. That’s transgenderism, and then it’ll be polyamory, maybe some type of — of incestuous relationship will be validated by the state. As long as it’s not consummated… I mean… who… who knows?”

Media Matters has the audio:

3. Pat Robertson

PatRobertsonScreenshotIn terms of pure insanity, Robertson probably deserves to lead the list this week. But (right-wing nuts, take note) I knock off points for repeating yourself. And Mad Pat has certainly been doing that of late, spitting out the same old wild prognostications, apocalyptic ravings, and thick rivers of drool.

On Wednesday’s edition of The 700 Club, St. Patty rattled off the usual suspects bringing our blessed nation to its knees: liberals and deviants keep ramming sodomy, the “murder of unborn children,” and every kind of “heinous practice” down the throats of God-fearing Americans by forcing these sinful into the Constitution. And God is thiiiiiis close to unfriending us, for real this time.

“Sooner or later our holy God is going to say ‘I’ve had enough with you.’ There’s a freedom we have in America no other nation has enjoyed,” he says in apparent ignorance of the many capitalist democracies that aren’t handicapped by Puritanical zealots. America, he claims, is “founded on the word of God. And now people mock the word of God, and those who proclaim it are laughed at as fundamentalists.”

I used to laugh, Pat. Now you just bore and disgust me.

Right Wing Watch has the video:


2. Greg Abbott and the Republic of Texas

Greg AbbottIs Texas governor Greg Abbott spoiling for a civil war? Or has he simply caved in to the more unhinged elements of his constituency?

In order to “address concerns of Texas citizens,” Abbott issued an order to the Texas State Guard on Tuesday to keep an eye on Operation Jade Helm 15, an eight-week military training exercise run by four branches of the U.S. Military. “Jade Helm 15” certainly does have a sinister sound to it — especially if you’re a old white Tejano in thrall to talk-radio paranoia.

At a recent public hearing convened to address the concerns of residents of Bastrop County, Texas, where some of the exercises are scheduled to take place, an exasperated officer for the U.S. Army Special Operations Command tried to explain that Jade Helm 15 was not a preparation for martial law, nor was it a smokescreen to sneak ISIS fighters over the Rio Grande, or even a master plot to seize anyone’s guns. “That’s what you say,” grumbled one man who held up a Webster’s dictionary for reasons that presumably made sense to him. “Dissent is not a conspiracy theory,” proclaimed one sign from another perturbed local. Another read: “Don’t Train On Me / No Gestapo in Bastrop / Keep America Free.”

Alex Jones has got his listeners thinking this exercise is the first step to establishing martial law, and we expect soon Texans will be running down the street shouting “The federales are coming! The federales are coming!” Won’t that be fun?

ViaDallas Morning News

1. Robert Lee

What to say about this piece of human garbage?

RLeeRobert Lee, pastor of the Society of the Ten Commandments “Church” in Milledgeville, Georgia, was the unrepentant subject of a local news item when the sign outside his church caught someone’s eye. And why wouldn’t it? It read in big bold letters, where most churches have something like “Bingo tonight, mass tomorrow” and so forth: “HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DEATH WORTHY CRIME! LEVITICUS 20:13” (N.B.: Not an exact quote.)

The pastor previously had: “GAYS AND LESBIANS ARE DISGRACES TO HUMANITY LEVITICUS 20:13” (N.B.: Also not an exact quote).

“Homosexuality is an abomination. And, uh, the Bible says that homosexuality is a death-worthy crime,” Lee told a news crew, citing the book of Leviticus, forgetting that it also considers among other “death-worthy” crimes adultery, eating cheeseburgers, and saying anything bad about your parents.

“The institution of marriage was instituted by God and it should not be changed by… uh… people who deserve not to live,” he clarified in case anyone missed the big sign outside his ramshackle little guano mound calling itself a church.

Those who oppose same-sex marriage on nominally more principled grounds might want to take a look at some of the specimens on their side — among them Pastor Lee. That’s some loathsome company to be in.

Via Raw Storyand WGXA-TV