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Monday, December 09, 2019

#EndorseThis: Jimmy Kimmel Discovers Hair-Raising Truth About Trump’s Wind

President Donald Trump has taken plenty of selfish, vain positions over the years. But no one shall perceive Trump’s real agenda when it comes to Mother Nature herself. Except of course Jimmy Kimmel.

It’s all so clear to the comic now. The POTUS has some strong feelings about the wind…and we can see why. Trump’s bald head finally exposed on camera (twenty feet in the air, no less) makes the Orange One look as ridiculous and scary as you might imagine.

Kimmel riffs on the viral clip, destroying Trump and the live crowd with buzz-cutting jokes. Hair stylists are brought in to give their opinion. But when the host plays footage of Trump’s bizarre speech to Pennsylvania farmers – criticizing the wind for killing birds and ruining postcards – the irony is as thick as glue on the President’s head.

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Former President Donald Trump at an American military cemetery near Paris in 2018

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Jeff Danziger lives in New York City. He is represented by CWS Syndicate and the Washington Post Writers Group. He is the recipient of the Herblock Prize and the Thomas Nast (Landau) Prize. He served in the US Army in Vietnam and was awarded the Bronze Star and the Air Medal. He has published eleven books of cartoons, a novel and a memoir. Visit him at DanzigerCartoons.

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